So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
please don't ironically join a cult
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