I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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