Those balls look pretty dangerous.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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