Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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