You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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