it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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