dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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