So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just had sex bonerless
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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