Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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