She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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