I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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