and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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