it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
im holly from the hills drunk
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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