so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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