she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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