ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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