Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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