NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You ate ashes out of my bong
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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