we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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