New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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