Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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