Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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