tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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