whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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