Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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