i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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