Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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