I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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