Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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