If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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