so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Come share oat with me in your robe
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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