i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
