I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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