I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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