Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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