we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
