Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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