i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
A+ Viking dick
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
