he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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