walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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