My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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