so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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