wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
North Korea, Best Korea!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She swung at the pinata with crutches
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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