i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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