You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Randomize
