i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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