We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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