Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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