Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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