if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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