and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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